my copywriter wrote this.
I'd like to introduce Colorado's newest creative:
A transplant from New York but forever a Texas native.
Don't let the birthplace fool you, she's lost most of her drawl.
But every now and then she'll greet you with a y'all.
Kaitlyn's interests include, but are not limited to,
Puppies, pizza, painting, and Urban Cowboy too.
Her Netflix Watch List is a shrine to nature docs.
To avoid an hour-long discussion, don't ask her about sloths.
And her Rubik's cube record, though nowhere near mine,
Is at an impressive 1 minute and 50 second time.
But if you're looking for skills that are actually useful,
Her hand lettering abilities are anything but futile.
Gorgeous typography and hand-written quotes
Have made Kaitlyn more than just an art director of note.
Her eye for design is impeccable to say the least.
Give the girl a wacum tablet and she turns into a beast.
Meet her and you'll see why New York City was sad to lose her.
As long as you're accepting of her favorite word, loser.
